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Best Vodka Tonic Recipe from the Old West 2018-06-14T22:26:54+00:00

Hell’s Best Kept Secret: The Vodka Tonic

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” ~ The Mourning Bride, 1697

Let’s be honest, there are about the same number of reasons us ladies get upset as there are ladies on the planet. Generally, if the lady in your life is furious — and that outrage is directed at you, the man in her life — there’s probably a good reason for her frustration. It’s not leaving the toilet seat up, forgetting to take out the trash, or scattering dirty, smelly underwear around the house… I can assure you there’s more to it.

Maybe she’s feeling ignored, controlled, under-appreciated, or taken advantage of… or maybe she just needs a drink!

Sometimes a “battle of the sexes” doesn’t have to be a battle at all. Sometimes we women just want to feel heard, validated, and appreciated. Luckily, there’s remedy for this madness if you haven’t figured your lady out yet!

The Vodka Tonic. The Vodka Tonic is quite possibly hell’s best-kept secret. Referred to locally as the “Texas Tonic” or “Old Wives’ Elixir,” these suckers are the perfect after-dinner, after-argument, after-everything drink! Whether you hope to settle a heated mealtime disagreement or help your lady relax after a long day – the Vodka Tonic is the end-all, be-all, solve-all. It’s how the Bronc-riding cowboys kept their ladies happy in the Old West!

Hell’s Vodka Tonic is an easy-to-make, refreshing beverage that is perfect for any occasion. Where the traditional Gin & Tonic relies on the gin to flavor the beverage, this vodka twist is smooth and sweet with a clean finish. To complement the dryness of tonic water, lemon, and vodka – HHA vodka is naturally sweetened by the Cassava Root. Rather than drown out the flavor of the spirit, embrace and enjoy it. Let the warm & fuzzies take her over and restore her love for you!